Psychoblog

i was walking in the countryside, lots of other people around. some people started running past me. i turned around and saw something red seeping down the hills behind me, burning everything as it went. i started running too, but it wasn’t really something you could outrun. soon everywhere behind me was covered. i could see people in the distance who had reached safety and knew i wasn’t going to get there. there was a wooden platform in the air just ahead of me. i ran up the steps and stood at the top watching the lava licking at the supports for the platform. there was no way off. never mind, i didn’t get to see anymore of it anyway, thanks to sweep tap dancing on my bladder.

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weekend was good. on saturday had a real life experience. we went to a really nice national trust place called clumber park, not far from us. it is a huge foresty park with a gothic chapel and a big lake and ducks. we hired a tandem to do the 8 mile circuit, with me on the back and carl in the driving seat. we thought this would be a good laugh, and it was to an extent, but i was /really/ scared most of the way around. i couldn’t see where we were going, could only see carl’s back, so every time we went round a corner or over a bumpy bit i squealed. carl thought this was either hilarious or annoying, depending on how far through the bike ride we were. it is hard to keep your balance when you have no idea what will happen next. i only came off once though. not seriously, although if i was male then it might have been. now i know why tandems never really caught on.

tomorrow we go to brum for a couple of days. going to meet the vicar and see the reception venue, so it’s all very exciting. mum is arranging a family get together at the social club for tomorrow evening so everyone can give us their advice on planning weddings. this will either be really helpful or really annoying. who can tell which way my mood will swing on the night.