Psychoblog

i have a tankini, woo. went to mothercare world at the weekend and got a black and white stripey one. i really love it. the stripes made my eyes go a bit funny when i tried it on and looked at myself in the mirror, but i think if it makes it hard for people to focus on me in my swimming gear then that can only be a good thing.

also, think how much easier it is going to be to go to the loo in it rather than an all in one.

carl bought it me for my birthday, but he said i can have it now and so the inaugural wearing of the birthday tankini is set for tonight.

perfect.